RACHEL'S C E L L

[rachel barbra berry]

*RACHELBARBRABERRY ,

" HELLO! YOU'VE REACHED RACHEL BERRY'S CELL PHONE. I CAN'T COME TO THE PHONE RIGHT NOW BUT I'LL GET BACK TO YOU AS SOON AS POSSIBLE IF YOU LEAVE A MESSAGE. THANK YOU FOR CALLING! "

* STOP CALLING, STOP CALLING ,
I D O N ' T W A N T T O T A L K A N Y M O R E

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* I LEFT MY HEAD AND MY ,
H E A R T O N T H E D A N C E F L O O R

CONTACTS GO HUR. ADD THEM AS YOU RECEIVE THEM.


* CALL ALL YOU WANT BUT ,
T H E R E ' S N O O N E H O M E

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* AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA ,
R E A C H M Y T E L E P H O N E

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this masterpiece was created by none other than zee (a.k.a. FLUNK IS A FOUR LETTER WORD @ caution two point oh). If you steal it, she will make a snowman out of your internal organs and place it right next to Charlie's. That's right. Your organs will be on the NORTH FLIPPING POLE. I'd suggest you not steal, if you know what's best for you. Lyrics are from "Telephone" by Lady Gaga and Beyoncé (fitting, no?).

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[rachel barbra berry]

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